Source: johnkenn.blogspot.com
Source: ForGIFs.com
OH MY FUCK
FUCK
I ACTUALLY DID— I CANT EVEN
Rebloggin because my answer was tomato. I really am bad at agriculture.
I said lettuce oOPS
my answer was “fucking jump” and i don’t know why it was the first thing that came to my mind
eggplant, bitches
I wasn’t expecting the question and I answered “fruit”
Source: stand-grand-forever
I just learned the hard way that yes, it’s possible to cut hair with a mini-holepuncher. Back to homework.
Tiny Victorian Cottage
With only $3000 on renovation and furniture, Sandra Foster transformed a Catskills hunting cabin into this romantic 9-by-14-foot Victorian cottage. She did all the carpentry work herself, using vintage columns, flooring and wavy glass windows.
I would be perfectly content living in this.
every time i see this i want to die because i don’t own this
(via anti-realism)
Source: brain-food
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
(via cherrylux96)
Source: thorhead
The human race is just a chemical scum on a moderate-sized planet, orbiting around a very average star in the outer suburb of one among a hundred billion galaxies. We are so insignificant that I can’t believe the whole universe exists for our benefit. That would be like saying that you would disappear if I closed my eyes.
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